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[not_darksamus]

[Good morning Smash Academy. Please do not mind the woman now walking your corridors in near silence in a tight white jump suit and with the silliest blond hair. Please also do not mind the indifferent glare that could make any man cower in fear. It's not like she's here to do any damage, infect anyone or find a new source of energy. That would be

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[icequeen_aran]

[Lo, the target has stepped into the hallway. She stops and stares. It's... her. Only with a very silly hair cut.

A clone.]

[not_darksamus]

[Not just a clone, Samus. THE clone. The one who is looking at you up and down studying your very weak looking and feeble human form. You're...much smaller than she expected. But what an ego stroke, being taller than you in this form. It's the only good thing that has come out of it so far.]

...

[A lady of so many words.]

[icequeen_aran]

[She returns the cold, calculating stare, feeling the hairs on the back of her neck stand for an inexplainable reason. If this other Samus had a purpose she would have stated it by now, one way or another.]

...

[Truly, they are the ambassadors of gifted communication.]

[not_darksamus]

[Or, Dark Samus simply wants to test this place's forces and see who would make good minions to brainwash over. So far she hasn't seen any anti-phazon suits, and that worker bee of yours is pretty pathetic.]

...

[Truly]

[icequeen_aran]

[He is MY bee you back off you dirty hobag. Samus takes the first plunge in finding out if this is a friendly, or if this hallway ain't going to be big enough for the both of them.]

Are you lost?

[Because you must be totally lost if you think she's going to let you get away with that.]

[not_darksamus]

[Oh please, like any self-respecting women would ever want to be seen near THAT thing.]

Not anymore.

[Aww yeah, sounding vague and cryptic. It's what she does best.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Please, your crotch is so full of space cancer no self-respecting guy would want to be within 20 light years of you.]

Enlighten me.

[Because Samus is well versed in vague and crypticese.]

[not_darksamus]

[Who said I went for guys in the first place.]

There's no need.

[And now she is walking away. With the Hunter having such a small human form, this is going to be incredibly...interesting]

[...oh and don't mind those Hunter Metroids that may have broken some windows and appeared a few corridors away from here. You can probably hear their tell tell-all screams. Might have invited them over for the welcome party.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Great, gay bitch clones. JUST WHAT I NEED. And yeah there's no need to explain anything here. That small human form is covered by the large suit of armor Dark Samus would be more familiar with, and those Hunter Metroids are being ice-missiled down in the blink of an eye, damage to school property be damned. Pew pew!]

[not_darksamus]

[Meanwhile, she's already escaped in those tubes the school seems to have. Handy.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Oooooh no you don't. Visors are handy and she's making use of them. You mess with the best you're going to die like the rest. One very angry morph ball is hot on your trail.]

[itsaspacepenis]

[Have a Palkia who was following Not!Cynthia being distracted by a Shiny Ball]

...!!!
ITS THAT PEARL THING THAT MOM TOLD ME NOT TO LOSE!
OH BOY!

[Have a Palkia trying to reach to grab you while following Lady Gaga as well]