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[not_ridley]

[So... Guys (and girls). There's a guy wandering around campus and basically just... Checking out the wildlife? Yes. He's studying the wildlife, the plants, the humans, the baby Metroids -- you name it, he has probably looked at it and made a "yep, needs some Phazon" note in his head

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[icequeen_aran]

[Something COMPELS THIS WOMAN TO APPROACH as he looks lost and vulnerable.]

[not_ridley]

[SAMUS.

C'MON RIDLEY JUST ONE GOOD WHACK AND SHE'S DONE HECK JUST SPIT FIRE AT HER HEAD-- N-NO. NO, WAIT. Something about "not wanting to blow his cover." Instead he stares a little. He was birdwatching but now he just wants to CRUSH THEM ALL.]

Is there a problem?

[icequeen_aran]

[She returns the stare. BURNING PENETRATING ICE QUEEN STARE.] Are you lost?

[not_ridley]

[HGHGHDKJHGDFGHGGGGGGG HE WANTS TO REACH OUT AND SNAP HER NECK SO BAD.]

Nah. I think I found who the place I'm looking for.

[shapeshiftqueen]

And who might you be?

[not_ridley]

[ANOTHER HUNTER GODDAMN. WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS SWEET RAID.

COME ON RIDLEY MY MAN KEEP IT TOGETHER]

...I just flew in and boy, are my arms tired.

[itsaspacepenis]

...You dont look like a Pokemon.