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mrsharkyface in sbgdressingroom

SHOTA!GOOSE MINDFUCK IS GO

Mar 10, 2009 17:43

((Shota!Goose won't recall ever being at SBG before, but thanks to DR logic, he can remember some people and forget some others. I'll take it into my own hands who he remembers or not unless you state whether you want him to specifically remember someone or not.))

HOLY CRAP THIS SCHOOL IS HUGE!

How come it feels so familiar?!... Eh, jus' my head ( Read more... )

lololwtfself, for the lulz, shotaloli thread, oh god what am i doing

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 21:56:07 UTC

*Wait a minute here. This kid is sayin' his name is the same as Goose's. And he looks like Goose when he was a little kid. But the most logical reason behind this would be--

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD A KID AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

...

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

ABLABLABLA MINDSTOP.*

... Uh... hey there, kid. Did you say your name was... Goose?

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:01:50 UTC

...

MATT!

Maaaaaatt! HI! I'm gonna be studying here now, Matt! Weren't ya' teaching Military Protocol or something?! I wanna learn that!

You taught me about Pokemon, so now you can teach me about that for when I become a pilot!

badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:05:10 UTC

... Wait, you know me--

*Sudden realization that this is not Goose's kid, but Goose as a kid.*

...

How...

What...

I don't...

Goose is a kid. My boyfriend is a kid. Well alright sure, so he was kinda cute as a--

OH GOD, I am not a pedophile oh god WHAT IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAA

...

Why are you a kid?

((strikes = thoughts))

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:15:15 UTC

What do ya' mean? I've always been this way, Matt!

Momma almost didn't let me come to the school t' look at it, either! She's such a bitches like that.

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badassshadows March 10 2009, 22:57:48 UTC

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:58:55 UTC

... What's wrong, lady?

badassshadows March 10 2009, 23:04:07 UTC

YOUR EXISTENCE ...er, nothing's wrong, as far as I know?

...what did you say your name was, again?

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:10:27 UTC

Oh, yeah, okay! Good!

Joshua! Or uh, Goose! Just stick with Goose, 'kay?

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persuadebypest March 10 2009, 23:04:44 UTC

glasses?

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:11:04 UTC

... huh?

Oh, yeah, uh, I have glasses! You kinda look familiar but I can't place my finger on it!

persuadebypest March 10 2009, 23:13:35 UTC

Do I know you? I'm Leon!

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:14:43 UTC

...

POWALSKI?!

...

HI! It's Goose! Um, remember? I came here one day... or something... uh... I 'unno, but I know I know ya'! I think! Maybe!

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4x4_of_manly March 10 2009, 23:05:23 UTC

...you think 'Goose' is a less dumb name than Joshua?

badassshadows March 10 2009, 23:07:26 UTC

I am in complete agreement with you on that one.

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:11:50 UTC

Yep!

Back where I come from, bird names're a lot more common than those crappy ones! This is so cool how I can swear without momma here, hehe!

4x4_of_manly March 10 2009, 23:18:12 UTC

Huh. And where're you from?

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monotreme_101 March 10 2009, 23:51:12 UTC

Huh! You remind me of a friend of mine - His name is Goose too, and he's a great Pilot.

mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:53:08 UTC

Really?!... REALLY?!

I've TOTALLY gotta meet 'im one day! That'd be so neato'!

Who are ya', by the way? You look pretty cool!

monotreme_101 March 10 2009, 23:54:50 UTC

Knuckles the Echidna - Nice to meet you! And sure, I'll introduce you to him. He's a great pal... History teacher though! But he makes history a pretty fun subject, so no worries there.

mrsharkyface March 11 2009, 00:14:24 UTC

Um, okay, if he's sucha' great guy, I'll believe ya'! This'll be great!

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