SHOTA!GOOSE MINDFUCK IS GO

Mar 10, 2009 17:43

((Shota!Goose won't recall ever being at SBG before, but thanks to DR logic, he can remember some people and forget some others. I'll take it into my own hands who he remembers or not unless you state whether you want him to specifically remember someone or not.))

HOLY CRAP THIS SCHOOL IS HUGE!

How come it feels so familiar?!... Eh, jus' my head ( Read more... )

lololwtfself, for the lulz, shotaloli thread, oh god what am i doing

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 21:56:07 UTC
*Wait a minute here. This kid is sayin' his name is the same as Goose's. And he looks like Goose when he was a little kid. But the most logical reason behind this would be--

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD A KID AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

...

HOLY SHIT, GOOSE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

ABLABLABLA MINDSTOP.*

... Uh... hey there, kid. Did you say your name was... Goose?

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:01:50 UTC
...

MATT!

Maaaaaatt! HI! I'm gonna be studying here now, Matt! Weren't ya' teaching Military Protocol or something?! I wanna learn that!

You taught me about Pokemon, so now you can teach me about that for when I become a pilot!

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:05:10 UTC
... Wait, you know me--

*Sudden realization that this is not Goose's kid, but Goose as a kid.*

...

How...

What...

I don't...

Goose is a kid. My boyfriend is a kid. Well alright sure, so he was kinda cute as a--

OH GOD, I am not a pedophile oh god WHAT IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAA

...

Why are you a kid?

((strikes = thoughts))

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:15:15 UTC
What do ya' mean? I've always been this way, Matt!

Momma almost didn't let me come to the school t' look at it, either! She's such a bitches like that.

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:21:02 UTC
What? No, you haven't-- ...

... Amnesia maybe? But if he went back to being a kid, then does that mean he hasn't experienced anything from adulthood? That can't be, though, since he remembered his nickname for me...

Argh! I don't get this at all!

... Did you just say "a bitches"?

((strikes = thoughts))

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:24:14 UTC
Yeah! Exactly, she was!

Remember when you came to visit in Holiday and she kept forcin' beans down my throat? Yeah, like that! Those were naaaasty!

But that doesn't matter! I'm SUPER happy to see ya' and that you'll be my teacher!

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:27:07 UTC
Wait, so you remember me visitin'? But how--

...

Hey, do you, uh... remember what we did before we saw your parents? We went to the carnival. And we rode the ferris wheel. Do you... remember any of that?

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:28:27 UTC
Yeah, I do!

And you gave me the ring! See? *holds up right finger and lo and behold ... THAT ring* I've still got it right here!

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:31:04 UTC
Oh... So you do still have it. That's... good then.

Do you remember why I gave you that ring?

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:33:22 UTC
Oh yeah, duh! Because ya' liked me a whole lot!

... a WHOLE lot.

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:37:19 UTC
Right. ... Right...

Well, if you remember all of that, then I guess it's alright. This is just kind of... weird, I guess. This better not be permanent...

Since you still have the ring, I guess that means you still like me a whole lot too, right?

Oh god that sounded so--

... God damnit.

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:39:51 UTC
I dunno how it's so weird, but okay!

Of COURSE I still do! You're super special, Matt! Yer' the best boyfriend ever!

... I KNOW! Can you take me to the beach later? I can make some sand planes for ya'!

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 22:48:27 UTC
*Inner conflict! On one hand, the boyfriend remembers. On the other, the boyfriend is under the proper legal age. Oh god what to do?*

Uh... sure! We can... go to the beach. That sounds like some... good, clean fun. ... Yeah...

Don't think about things you did as adults. Don't think about things you did as adults. Don't think about--

OH GOD DAMNIT.

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 22:49:43 UTC
Okay! I'll get the volleyball then, so it can be just like last time with the beach and the hotel room and everything!

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badasstrenches March 10 2009, 23:14:13 UTC
You bet! Just like last time with the beach and the--

...

*ABLABLABLA OH GOD WHY YOU DO DIS?*

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mrsharkyface March 10 2009, 23:15:55 UTC
Huh?

Are you okay, Matt?! If you don't want to stay at the hotel, we can stay at my momma's place instead!

Except then we hafta' do stuff quieter than last time!

((*MIND SHATTERS FHSDKHF WHYYYYY*))

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