SHOTA!GOOSE MINDFUCK IS GO

Mar 10, 2009 17:43

((Shota!Goose won't recall ever being at SBG before, but thanks to DR logic, he can remember some people and forget some others. I'll take it into my own hands who he remembers or not unless you state whether you want him to specifically remember someone or not.))

HOLY CRAP THIS SCHOOL IS HUGE!

How come it feels so familiar?!... Eh, jus' my head playing tricks on me, I think!

HI! I think I wanna come here and be a freshman one day! But only if we don't have math or history class, that kinda stuff SUCKS. My momma always says it's good for the brain, but I'm thinkin' it's better to jus' take the books and stick them up some teacher's--

... Oops, sorry, momma doesn't want me sayin' bad words! Like... ohhh...

SHIT.

... Hehe, I have so much freedom here! I'm so happy momma can't read this stuff! Or see me drinkin'! *cackle, underage beer swiging olol*

MY NAME'S JOSHUA! But but but, ya' can call me Goose! Joshua SUCKS and mom keeps callin' me Joshie, it ain't fun! I wanna be a pilot one day and be big and strong like my poppa! HE ALREADY MADE ME A GYROCOPTER FOR WHEN I AM ONE! I called 'er Sharky! Doesn't that sound really cool?!

lololwtfself, for the lulz, shotaloli thread, oh god what am i doing

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