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saveme_barry

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Oct 09, 2010 01:21

[Video starts, and HI BARGE! You're getting a nice view of the inside of the foyer of a community centre, there's some nice orange walls, some vending machines, and a nice set of steps, which the camera is now ascending]All right, okay, look: All of this? Normal. Normal and boring, kind of familiar, actually, I've grown accustomed to the poor ( Read more... )

only happens in america, baaaaw, this is bullshit

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ichoosefight October 9 2010, 00:59:31 UTC

You're on an inter-galactic prison barge. Which... I guess doesn't make it sound any less crazy.

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 01:13:32 UTC

That is bullshit. That just... that has got to be made up. It sounds too made up to be real.

ichoosefight October 9 2010, 01:15:01 UTC

Welcome to my life.

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 01:40:05 UTC

Your life? No offense? But your life is kind of shit. I'd like mine back if that's okay with you.

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1/2 christ_onabike October 9 2010, 01:13:15 UTC

[Video. He's just staring into the camera in disbelief. Staring.

Stare.

Stare.

Stare.

Opens mouth to speak.

Stare.]

2/2 christ_onabike October 9 2010, 01:14:19 UTC

[Still staring, but manages to ask, because he's sorta deadly afraid of some kid-alter-ego-of-his.]

...what's your name, kid?

PARANOIA IN RESPONSE saveme_barry October 9 2010, 01:18:35 UTC

I'd say take a picture, but god only knows what you'd do with it.

Who the fuck are you?

NATURALLY. christ_onabike October 9 2010, 01:20:31 UTC

Paddy fucking Maguire. And who the fuck are you?

[He'd explain why he was staring. But that might sound weirder.]

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autistic_genius October 9 2010, 01:38:50 UTC

Where you are is actually a bit complicated.

[Insert a long winded rant covering the physics of the Barge, the nature of alternate dimensions, and conjectures about time lines for however long Nathan would allow it to go on before interrupting. ]

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 02:11:19 UTC

What are you-- Excuse me, am I supposed to understand any of that? Are you just making shit up to try and impress me? Because frankly I find your urge to educate me a little heavy going, you know?

autistic_genius October 9 2010, 02:21:09 UTC

I'm, uh, just trying to help.

I'm Spencer. What's your name?

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 02:42:04 UTC

Yeah, well, it's creepy. I think you're trying to trap me into agreeing to something by using words I don't understand.

And I don't like that in a person, Spencer. I don't like it at all.

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last_kodiak October 9 2010, 02:07:12 UTC

Oh shut up, boy. You're only adding more ignorant whining to this place that seems full of needless dramatics.

Dripping with sarcasm here. saveme_barry October 9 2010, 02:18:05 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry, having no idea where the fuck I am, does tend to send me into the odd bout of ignorant whining. I'll try and keep it down from here on in.

last_kodiak October 9 2010, 02:22:51 UTC

Join the ranks of all the others here who are as confused as you. None of them seem to make as big of a fuss.

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 02:43:38 UTC

What the hell? How many people have you just abducted?

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tadwizard October 9 2010, 03:00:16 UTC

Uh...that'll be kind of hard, because this is a sort of...intergal...uh...this is an afterlife.

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 03:42:02 UTC

Yeah, thanks for getting back to me after three other people had already told me that.

You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?

tadwizard October 9 2010, 04:15:03 UTC

Whatever, dude. I just answered before looking, so sue me.

saveme_barry October 9 2010, 04:31:21 UTC

Hey, don't tempt me. If I bring the entire weight of my legal team down upon you, then you may never recover.

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