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[Video starts, and HI BARGE! You're getting a nice view of the inside of the foyer of a community centre, there's some nice orange walls, some vending machines, and a nice set of steps, which the camera is now ascending]
All right, okay, look: All of this? Normal. Normal and boring, kind of familiar, actually, I've grown accustomed to the poor heating and junk food. Everything here? Is just fine
[The cameraman is giving you a nice running commentary in a thick Irish accent, as he goes up the stairs and approaches one of a number of doors leading off from the foyer. You get a shot of a scrawny teenage hand going for the door handle, and yanking on it futilely. Yeah. It's never going to open. The doors are just there to mock him.]
That? Right, now that is kind of weird, you know? Because normally...
[He gives the door another meaningful yank.]
...normally, this door isn't locked. There's not even anything behind it worth locking away, just some wheelchairs and base posts and camping girl scout bullshit that they only have in the first place because no one else wanted it. But doors get locked, so that could be weirder, I guess? It's just a little bit weird. It's weird lite.
[And now the camera turns, heading down the stairs again towards the main door.]
But right, this? This?
[The skinny teen art shoots out again and YANKS OPEN THE DOOR, revealing the corridors of the Barge]
This is officially where weird lite crosses over into unbelievable bullshit hallucinogen coma dream weird.
[and now, finally, the Camera pans back around and you get a BEAUTIFUL SCREEN FULL OF NATHAN YOUNG! Who looks and sounds mysteriously like Teenage Paddy.]
I want to know where the fuck I am, and then? I want to go home!
All right, okay, look: All of this? Normal. Normal and boring, kind of familiar, actually, I've grown accustomed to the poor heating and junk food. Everything here? Is just fine
[The cameraman is giving you a nice running commentary in a thick Irish accent, as he goes up the stairs and approaches one of a number of doors leading off from the foyer. You get a shot of a scrawny teenage hand going for the door handle, and yanking on it futilely. Yeah. It's never going to open. The doors are just there to mock him.]
That? Right, now that is kind of weird, you know? Because normally...
[He gives the door another meaningful yank.]
...normally, this door isn't locked. There's not even anything behind it worth locking away, just some wheelchairs and base posts and camping girl scout bullshit that they only have in the first place because no one else wanted it. But doors get locked, so that could be weirder, I guess? It's just a little bit weird. It's weird lite.
[And now the camera turns, heading down the stairs again towards the main door.]
But right, this? This?
[The skinny teen art shoots out again and YANKS OPEN THE DOOR, revealing the corridors of the Barge]
This is officially where weird lite crosses over into unbelievable bullshit hallucinogen coma dream weird.
[and now, finally, the Camera pans back around and you get a BEAUTIFUL SCREEN FULL OF NATHAN YOUNG! Who looks and sounds mysteriously like Teenage Paddy.]
I want to know where the fuck I am, and then? I want to go home!