I just read my entire Livejournal from start to finish. I went to look something up on here and two hours later found myself at the end.

I don't even know what the fuck I just read.

There was a man in Egypt who had a case of death.

He smelled with his nose. This was before his death.

You're all rotted husk's of fuck, he would have said.

But I disagree.

I think you smell prettier than that.

WTF. Livejournal still exists? WTF.

Oh, shit. I must've taken a wrong turn in Albaquriereoky. My mistake.

I think I forgot all about LJ for a long while. Well, I'll probably forget about it for another six months or so.

Hello LJ. Nice to see you again.

Well, that's the extent of this visit. Until next time.

Working 3rd shift has fucked me completely. What's worse is that I only work it twice a week. Other times I work 9-5 or 2-10. And that completely fucks me up. For instance, right now it is 6:23am and I haven't gone to bed yet. I work at 2pm. I have to visit my mother at Noon. And I'm not tired. At all. I thought I'd watch a movie and fall ( Read more... )

I gave birth to a cockroach.

Hello, Livejournal. You're no longer a constant in my life. Not like the years before. Do I miss you? Perhaps. However, I feel I no longer need you. I've never needed you, per se, but I have found you amusing, devestating, annoying, insightful, and a resourceful time killer ( Read more... )

Seriously. This frustrated state of mind is not healthy for anyone. But at least I still have my health. *lights up a cigarette*