Yo ho yo ho

[sathius]

I gave birth to a cockroach.

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[cherryundapants]

Congratulations. Boy or girl?

[sathius]

It's.....it's a cockroach. You mean they have a gender? What a sucker punch. I am the mother and father so now I'm just scared.

[straytoaster]

This is indeed a special case...
Contrary to most infant health guides, do not lay young Kafka on his back.

[sathius]

Don't lay the little bastard on his back? Damn, and I was very much looking forward to buying him a water bed.