• 15:42:26: I am seeing a ton of cute guys around lately; I think they were frozen in the mud over the winter.
  

• 15:27:59: Quote of the day: "I'm so hot and sweaty there's loon-song coming from my pants."
  
• 16:15:29: Omfg a customer I have the hots for just came in wearing a really thin white tank top. I knew summer was good for something
  

• 21:24:14: Doesn't Lexi's new haircut look byootiful? <3 http://twitpic.com/1qirpa
  
• 21:25:26: Bergy's new haircut is also very handsome! <3 http://twitpic.com/1qirzi
  

• 20:37:34: Well, that's weird. Lexi and Bergy don't seem to mind me shaving them (at least not much). 1/3 of their coat is shaved now ...
  

• 12:54:08: Someone just brought 30 rambunctious second-graders onto the bus at once. I hopped off that bus like Q-bert with diarrhea
  
• 22:03:13: Ahh, it feels so good to have spring cleaning done (where spring cleaning = organizing my media shelves so that everything is alphabetical)
  

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• 11:47:32: I found out the nearby Thai place that used to make gross pad Thai now makes awesome pad Thai! Lucky!! <3
  
• 12:03:40: WTF? I think the bus driver just flirted at me? 80
  
• 17:31:34: Ugh, that's the worst nap I've ever taken. Nothing but nightmares, and I woke up with a headache. ~>(
  

• 11:40:58: I think I finally learned my lesson; no more social justice sites with the word "feminist" or "womanist" in the title.
  

• 11:22:34: I was really happy to be getting my sense of smell back after being ill, but then Lexi cut the most rancid fart ever, right by my head.
  
• 17:06:38: Ha, some asses on a forum said that being a parent is an oppressed class and disliking kids makes you a bigot.
  
• 17:07:33: I'll start caring about that as soon as I'm done caring about ( Read more... )

• 20:21:06: Sweet, my medusa has finally healed to the point that I can leave it out for a work shift and it doesn't hurt when I put it back in. <3