WTF? I had two more weird dreams this morning before I got out of bed ( Read more... )

I had a dream 3 nights ago. It took place in a high school that was being taken over by these psychic malevolent kids. I was in the auditorium of this high school and we started to have a controlled evacuation. Everything was going smoothly. People were relatively calm, except the guy behind me. He was panicking and running a baby stroller into my ( Read more... )

I've been on the interweb for several years now and I have come across some weird web lingo. By far, the weirdest thing I have come by is Teh [insert weird internet spelling of commonly used everyday word HERE]What does "Teh" mean? What is it supposed to mean? I've seen "Teh suxxxxsckorssz" and all that weird shit all over LJ and other blogs. Is " ( Read more... )

I had a weird night last night trying to fall asleep ( Read more... )

Lets see...the previous night and morning was pretty fun.

Feeling rather caged-in, I tagged along with prd2bme, shaunkun, and Patric to Boltini's. There I had something called "lemon drops". I had three of those, and that was it for my alcohol consumption for that evening ( Read more... )

The other day I had a really weird dream. [Strangely enough, in the previous sentence I misspelled "dream" as "ream." Is that a Freudian slip?] In this dream, there was this guy from the 21st century [henceforeth "Time Travel Guy" or TTG] who mysteriously travelled back to the dark ages. There were kings, knights on horses, castles, peasants, you ( Read more... )

Today I have checked my old email address for the last time. Yesterday I spent several hours cleaning out my old email address. When I created the account, I used to have this weird fascination with exotic animals. So, the accounted used to be called "evil_owl". That may be strange, but I also used to have a "squirrel2000" account with hotmail. ( Read more... )

I have had some really bad mornings in my life. However, I've had none like thisI was on the West Direct bus to the Country Fair bus stop and I heard on the radio how some poor schlep sat in someone else's urine! Apparently this poor guy did not notice anything until he stood up...and he noticed that his ass was wet due to someone else's ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was at work, and I really didn't want to be there. I had a mild cold, but I knew that it already plateaued just from the "feeling" I get from my body. However, the previous night of sleep was disturbed for the simple fact I had to wake up on a regular basis to clear all the viscous material from my throat and nose. So, I was tired and ( Read more... )

Hot Italian really likes me ( Read more... )