it has recently been brought to my attention that no one reads these things anymore. and my initial reaction was, then why the hell do i bother? but then i thought, because i like to write stuff down. apparently the cool guy thing to do is to have a journal on xanga, but i refuse to give in to that fad. last night a drag queen grabbed my vagina and ( Read more... )

so a lot has been going on. it seems like everybody at some point in time has a post that starts out that way. we all need to get a lot better about updating people. UNION ( Read more... )

so, troy and i had the this-relationship-is-moving-entirely-too-fast talk tonight. right after he psychoanalyzed me about why i'm so standoff-ish. then i went to see trent and who should call right as i'm having an orgasm? danita. question mark.

some website just told me that i'm going to die on october 29, 2064. i'm not sure i feel about that.

i'm doing lunch with porter tomorrow. prr-oww!

i don't want to be the missing piece to your puzzle.

i am not a robot. i need food, and water, and sleep, and to cry, and to love, and to make out. and i'm sorry if that is of any inconvience to you.

"What is that you're chewing on?"

"My nicotine inhaler. It's supposed to help me stop smoking."

"Well, is it working?"

"Not really."

i bought a new book. it's called The Most Evil Women in History. i figure it'll be educational and uplifting. I mean compared to lizzie border, i'm a freaking saint.

lizzie borden took an axe
and gave her mother forty whacks.
and when she saw what she had done,
she gave her father forty-one.

yes, i know. i'm a terrible person. people tell me this like it's something new. on the count of three everyone tell me what a terrible person i am.
1 2 3 GO!!!