Bon anniversaire, Dominique. Will you be at home this evening if I stop by to offer special greetings in person? Perhaps you'll cook for me like you did at La Lanterne. Make sure you have plenty of butter....

Joyeux anniversaire, Dominique. Je ... well, you know without my saying it, don't you?

Enough is enough! Haven't the British papers anything better to do than publish stories about us?!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6168701.ece

Perhaps you and Jacques can have adjoining cells.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/5230044/Jacques-Chirac-could-face-embezzlement-trial.html

Merde! Merdemerdemerdemerdemerde!!!!!!!!!!!

Dominique, if I find out you're behind this breakin or any of the others, Clearstream is going to seem like one of your Alpine picnics with Silvio compared to what's in store for you! I'm warning you! Leave a comment

I haven't posted here for a long time, but, unlike Dominique, who, when he's not talking to prosecutors, has lots of free time, I have been busy with the following:


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I've been trying to think of a way of thanking you for that oh-so-amusing April Fool's Day post you wrote in my name.  Carlita and I read it in bed as we were relaxing from ... other things.  (She says to tell you, by the way, that you should make an appointment to have your vision checked, because clearly you have a problem judging the true size ( Read more... )

Hello. My name is Nicolas Sarkozy. I am a very irritating short little man. I am useless in bed and have a very very tiny thingie. The only thing I can do well is commit treachery. In fact I am very good at that ( Read more... )

You're going to Lagos, Dominique, to speak at an awards ceremony? Nigeria is suspiciously close to Chad, wouldn't you agree? I hope you aren't planning anything that the government will later have to disavow. No one's forgotten your little stunt concerning Ingrid, you know.

I see that THISDAY ONLINE gives you all of three sentences, while John ( Read more... )

Mother, please. This kind of thing isn't particularly helpful. Don't you know how people are going to seize on it and use it to ridicule me?

And another thing. Just when did I become your favourite son?