*groans*

[sarko_le_grand]

Mother, please. This kind of thing isn't particularly helpful. Don't you know how people are going to seize on it and use it to ridicule me?

And another thing. Just when did I become your favourite son?

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[dominiquelechic]

*smirks*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BASTARD

[dominiquelechic]

I am doing this out of politeness and CHEERFULNESS so you know you are not beating me, you are not breaking me, you are not upsetting me with all this! I COULDN'T CARE LESS

Now fuck where did I put that bottle?!