+There's this amazing man.
+His name is Shawn.
+I'm seeing him this weekend.
+and its going to be amazing.
-even if i sprained my ankle chasing a bus.
-I must get ready for work.
+Oh this man Shawn, he is my nebish and I am his sugarbat.

thats all. in case you were wondering if I was dead or not.

holy crap i got a phone.

who wants to call me??

heres a link to my weekend. im too lazy to post it but you know you want to see it.
go ahead, click.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/cuttblueblood/album?.dir=/a867&.src=ph&.tok=ph9XT8CBi8jB9.kN

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do me a favor. dont ever tell me that again.
ok.

like seriously what the hell.

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John quoting me

" psssssssst you see them that big jew family? they are jewish as FUCK... F-U-C-K with a yarmulka on top" in reference to the jewish family at the end of our table at brunch at Julians.

and we're going to the fetish flea market, jayson im getting you a matzah ball gag

that goes out to you jayson marc levine.

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