so i forgave the dumb jew

[saraphinepixie]

Dumb Jew: i like that you have a jew fetish and you somehow ended up with a jewish last name
Me: so whats my favorite jew doing for the jew day
Me: haha
Me: i dont have a jew fetish
Dumb Jew: lies. you love jews.
Dumb Jew: also, i have no plans at all.
Me: i've know four jews my whole life
Dumb Jew: and you loved them all!
Me: shut up
Dumb Jew: we're awesome
Me: im getting you a jew gift
Me: i wore my goy shirt to the mall and you could see people reading it and getting it
Me: ie. jews.
Dumb Jew: hahaha thats amazing
Me: this old husband was watching me eat ice cream in the food court and elbowed his wife so hard to look at me that she like shouted 'WHAT'
Dumb Jew: HAHAH
Me: and then looked at me
Me: several times
Me: damn jews hatin on me
Dumb Jew: i love it
Dumb Jew: you are what jews call a shiksa
Me: nah uh
Dumb Jew: a hot, non-jew woman
Dumb Jew: i love it
Dumb Jew: you tempt jewish men to stray outside the faith
Dumb Jew: hahah
Dumb Jew: we're only supposed to be with other jews
Me: hahaha
Me: i know
Me: haha
Dumb Jew: DAMN SHIKSA
Dumb Jew: hahah
Me: you should get me that yiddish dick and jane book
Me: so i can be faux jew
Dumb Jew: im totally going to
Me: haha
Me: no shiksa for me
Me: thats not a nice word
Dumb Jew: and shiksa is only a bad thing amongst jewish girls
Dumb Jew: jew boys adore shiksas hahaha
Me: haha
Me: apparently.
Dumb Jew: i mean we made up a special word for you
Dumb Jew: haha