Out of the 600-and-something people who voted in the Students Union Election over this week, I got 500-and-something of them. 100 or so people still hate me - good, I will hunt them down and end them... Mwahahahaha ( Read more... )

Stupid me trying to look cool. Stupid stupid stuuuupid ( Read more... )

...As I have discovered in the last two days - you can learn some interesting junk ( Read more... )

...and I know absolutely sod all. I am going to fail. I am too stupid to be a doctor. I wish I'd done a stupid degree like Pig & Poultry Studies at Middlesex 'University ( Read more... )

i don't think chris and i are going to last much longer.
oh well, easy come easy go...

*sulk*

I am home for the weekend ( Read more... )

That was my 2nd most crap new year ever.
Mazel tov...

Welcome to 06, it can't be as bad as 05...

(Back to uni this afternoon - never thought I'd say this, but hurrah!)

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Molest more hamsters.

Get your resolution here

Imagine the setting, the family sitting round the table contentedly (for the time being) tucking into their turkey and roast potatoes. Present are Mummy, Daddy, Michael, Me and the two grannies. Cue sudden change in the momentary calm mood that had settled ( Read more... )

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE ( Read more... )

This upsets me - I've dropped over 10% in purity since I last took this test...Teehee...
Your Kissing Purity Score: 26% Pure
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