Sometimes revision can be useful...
...As I have discovered in the last two days - you can learn some interesting junk:
1) Normal (ha, like this stereotype exists!) men expel 200 million sperm in one ejaculation. Therefore it would theoretically take only 10 ejaculations for a bloke to fertilise the entire female population of the world. All the blokes I have told this to have taken it on as a challenge... Typical!
2) You can get ectopic testicles (again, men only) that descend into the penis by accident. If taking on the above challenge, perhaps this would be useful?
3) Alcohol induces enzymes in the liver causing it to metabolise certain drugs faster. One of these drugs is the oral contraceptive pill. What the bloody hell is the point of that when millions of people have sex when excessively drunk and are relying on the Pill to stop them getting pregnant because they're too malcoordinated to be able to open the condom packet?! (and probably too drunk to remember that chlamydia is a silent disease...)
4) To reduce the risk of catching a urinary tract infection, women should always go for a piss 'post-coitus'. Lovely!
On that note, back to cellular pathology and cancer - nice!
(this time next week it'll ALL be over, and I will be so drunk I don't remember my name!)
1) Normal (ha, like this stereotype exists!) men expel 200 million sperm in one ejaculation. Therefore it would theoretically take only 10 ejaculations for a bloke to fertilise the entire female population of the world. All the blokes I have told this to have taken it on as a challenge... Typical!
2) You can get ectopic testicles (again, men only) that descend into the penis by accident. If taking on the above challenge, perhaps this would be useful?
3) Alcohol induces enzymes in the liver causing it to metabolise certain drugs faster. One of these drugs is the oral contraceptive pill. What the bloody hell is the point of that when millions of people have sex when excessively drunk and are relying on the Pill to stop them getting pregnant because they're too malcoordinated to be able to open the condom packet?! (and probably too drunk to remember that chlamydia is a silent disease...)
4) To reduce the risk of catching a urinary tract infection, women should always go for a piss 'post-coitus'. Lovely!
On that note, back to cellular pathology and cancer - nice!
(this time next week it'll ALL be over, and I will be so drunk I don't remember my name!)