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[Action] Sixth Target
[His leg was still in a cast from his run-in with Rorschach, but the Spy still managed to be a pain to his housemates despite his limited mobility. He hadn't seen the Soldier all morning, so he figured it was time for an abrupt wake-up call.]
This is getting ridiculous! It is past noon, and you still are not up! Get out here now or I will break ( Read more... ) -
[voice, filtered from BLU Scout] Fifth Target
So many new people have been arriving lately. I hope that my BLU doppelganger is not among them...
If anyone hears of any RED mercenaries arriving, feel free to let any of us know. Same thing goes for any BLU mercenaries, I suppose. Best to kill them now, while they're unprepared.
Oh, and as a side note, the RED Sniper and I were planning on ( Read more... ) -
[voice] Fourth Target
Getting a house of our own could not have happened at a better time. I was worried that, had any more members of our team arrived, the apartment would begin to get cramped.
And, for curiosity's sake, who was affected by this whole "lovey-dovey" business that I saw going on? -
[action] Third Target
[The Spy finally got a hold of his Disguise Kit, finding it in the Item and Furniture store. As a result, he is wandering around, trying to scan people and objects so that he can turn into them later; his usual disguises would only be of use during certain times of the month when new arrivals show up, so he needs more variety if he hopes to ( Read more... ) -
[voice] Second Target
Gentlemen (and ladies as well), a strange desire has come over me. Try as I might, I cannot ignore it. I don't know why I want to do this; my only desire before coming here was to make tons of money in the assassination business. It may be something that Medic drugged me with, or it may be something to do with this place. However, I will not ( Read more... ) -
[voice] First Target
[a voice with a thick French accent can be heard]
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Damn, it's freezing.
How does this thing work? I'll just try it out to start. Nobody's here to see me make a fool of myself, anyways.
Attention: if anybody can hear this, please respond. I am in some kind of forest, and I am in desperate need of supplies. Particularly, if anyone finds a ( Read more... )