[a voice with a thick French accent can be heard]

...

Damn, it's freezing.

How does this thing work?  I'll just try it out to start.  Nobody's here to see me make a fool of myself, anyways.

Attention: if anybody can hear this, please respond.  I am in some kind of forest, and I am in desperate need of supplies.  Particularly, if anyone finds a ( Read more... )