Chai: play frisbee with me!
*takes frisbee to the forehead*
Chai: play ball with me!

This is going to go well.

I have a seriously borked sense of humour. Beasties asked for bedtime stories. I told therm about the three little pigs: one had a house made out of straw bales because it's more eco-friendly, one had sticks for god knows what reason, and the last must have been an architect cuz he was the only one whose house stayed up. Then we did Snow White ( Read more... )

Mama! Mama! Watch!

*twirls, runs into the wall*

Mama! Did you watch?

OH, yes, dear, I did.

They loved free comic book day. They went to 4 stores, and got several pounds of comics. They were much impressed by the comic store where part of Fanboys was filmed, Chai scared a man dressed as Rorscach by screaming the character's name & hugging him, and impressed a store owner by correctly identifying an Elvira doll ( Read more... )

Chai: I spooged myself in the dumps.

Me: oh god.

I have no idea what he is saying, but he is munching a taco and does not seem distressed.

Gabe jumped in daddy's lap with either really good aim or really bad aim, depending on how sympathetic one is to others' pain. I asked Gabe if maybe he did not want more siblings.

He crowed, "I stepped on my sibling!"

Chai named his twin teddy bears Pooh and Two.

Gabe to Chai: C'mon! Let's go...hit people in my car!

The children didn't wake up crying for once. They woke me up by joyously screaming GOOD MORNING, BROTHER across their cribs

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/zip/557892894.htmlRead more... )