[EN ROUTE]

[santahasclaws]

//MAIN SYSTEMS
....OPERATIONAL
//RUN HOME.EXE
....PROGRAM IS RUNNING
....SELECT HOME:
[1] FOR HOLIDAYS
[2] ON RANGE
[3] IN DREAMS
[4] WHERE HEART IS
....HOME IN DREAMS SELECTED

//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
....INITIATED

"I hate all of you and I don't care if it's not very Christmas-spirit of me to say that. That

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[elitaone]

...

[bitchingcamaro]

Welcome back?

[dont_destroy]

...kills us?

[santahasclaws]

Exactly.

[hummerdoc]

Joy.

[santahasclaws]

Oh, I'm especially looking forward to seeing you and your boyfriend.

[cannonhappymech]

The feeling isn't mutual.

[hummerdoc]

It's just been so quiet and boring without your lovely self here to brighten our days.

[coderedalert]

...

This isn't going to end like it did last year, is it? *sounds thoroughly annoyed as he remembers the non-stop Christmas Carols playing after they tried to "upgrade" the security system, as well as being unable to encrypt anything*

[santahasclaws]

Depends on how drunk I get, doesn't it?

[coderedalert]

*twitches. isn't too happy with that answer.* Just going to have to keep you away from the security system. *muttered that, not actually caring whether or not Jolly heard it.*