[EN ROUTE]
//MAIN SYSTEMS
....OPERATIONAL
//RUN HOME.EXE
....PROGRAM IS RUNNING
....SELECT HOME:
[1] FOR HOLIDAYS
[2] ON RANGE
[3] IN DREAMS
[4] WHERE HEART IS
....HOME IN DREAMS SELECTED
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
....INITIATED
"I hate all of you and I don't care if it's not very Christmas-spirit of me to say that. That being said, this is Jolly. Again. Saint Nicholas has put me in time out at your base. I remember that the Christmas spirit wasn't very high last Christmas, but this year? It's gonna be different.
Namely because that little outburst a moment ago is going to cost me if I don't rectify it.
So haul out the holly and buy the eggnog and rum, because Jolly's coming to town and we're going to have a merry Christmas if it kills us."
....OPERATIONAL
//RUN HOME.EXE
....PROGRAM IS RUNNING
....SELECT HOME:
[1] FOR HOLIDAYS
[2] ON RANGE
[3] IN DREAMS
[4] WHERE HEART IS
....HOME IN DREAMS SELECTED
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
....INITIATED
"I hate all of you and I don't care if it's not very Christmas-spirit of me to say that. That being said, this is Jolly. Again. Saint Nicholas has put me in time out at your base. I remember that the Christmas spirit wasn't very high last Christmas, but this year? It's gonna be different.
Namely because that little outburst a moment ago is going to cost me if I don't rectify it.
So haul out the holly and buy the eggnog and rum, because Jolly's coming to town and we're going to have a merry Christmas if it kills us."