(no subject)
//MAIN SYSTEMS:
......OPERATIONAL
//RADAR & COMMAND STATION:
.....OPERATIONAL AND ONLINE
//PRODUCTION PLANT:
....NON OPERATIONAL
//WASSAIL
....CANNED
//WEAPONS SYSTEMS:
.....ONLINE
//DEFENSE SYSTEM:
.....ONLINE
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO"
.....INITIATED
"Ho ho ho! Hello, Cybertronian base! Santa Claus here, asking for a favor. I hate to do this to you all, but due to some... technical difficulties, the production plant here at the North Pole has been rendered non-functional. Unfortunately, the cause of this was an elf named Silver Bell getting into restricted areas operated by... Jolly.
[Pause.]
I think you all might have an idea of how... badly that sat with Jolly. So, until further notice, I would like to ask you all to accept Jolly and a few of her... Ah, subordinates at your base. Just until she calms down, you see.
[Pause.]
Truth be told, her temper tantrum is delaying work even more than Silver's little excursion into the art of war. This is for the good of everyone on Earth. Are you willing?"
......OPERATIONAL
//RADAR & COMMAND STATION:
.....OPERATIONAL AND ONLINE
//PRODUCTION PLANT:
....NON OPERATIONAL
//WASSAIL
....CANNED
//WEAPONS SYSTEMS:
.....ONLINE
//DEFENSE SYSTEM:
.....ONLINE
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO"
.....INITIATED
"Ho ho ho! Hello, Cybertronian base! Santa Claus here, asking for a favor. I hate to do this to you all, but due to some... technical difficulties, the production plant here at the North Pole has been rendered non-functional. Unfortunately, the cause of this was an elf named Silver Bell getting into restricted areas operated by... Jolly.
[Pause.]
I think you all might have an idea of how... badly that sat with Jolly. So, until further notice, I would like to ask you all to accept Jolly and a few of her... Ah, subordinates at your base. Just until she calms down, you see.
[Pause.]
Truth be told, her temper tantrum is delaying work even more than Silver's little excursion into the art of war. This is for the good of everyone on Earth. Are you willing?"