Remind me to never go to the shopping centers during the month of December. I spent several breems just waiting in line.

( oh dear primus no )

Longarm, Landmine, we'll be going offbase for your next session. Meet me by the entrance at 1300 on Monday.

Nightbird, target practice at 1000, Monday morning.

...Gryphon, I'm still not sure what I can do with you.

This is one of the most ridiculous days humans ever thought of.

And whoever started playing that music? Shut it off.

( [Private: Optimus] )

Slag, it feels good to be back.

Hello friends! Ironhide reporting in to let all of you know that I'm busy doing some very important things in my room! Please do not worry for me if you happen not to see me for a while! Please do not disturb me. Everything is fine.

It's good to be out of there.

-right side from his knee to his hip (the bad one, even) is covered with rust-

.........

Frag. This itches. -grumbles-

Why. Why is it always my fraggin' knee?

Luckily, slowed the pit-spawned rust before it could lock it up. Yet.

All training is postponed until further notice. Obviously.