Hey Guys. I was hoping you could all do me a favor. A friend of mine entered a contest to win a free wedding down in Jersey. I've known her for like 6 years. They're a great couple and they just had a baby ( Read more... )

So... I'm tired and sore... but I don't want to go to bed ( Read more... )

So for those of you who don't pay attention and would like a ( Read more... )

So I had the best dream last night... I had a dream I was working at the restaurant and one of my manager's was trying to yell at me for something or more appropriately acting condescending toward me for some reason or another... so i began yelling back at her. she was all "Watch your tone" and i was like "YOU watch your tone!" and she was like ( Read more... )

Why I do believe it's me! Long time no see, right? Right about now I wish I knew Natalie Dee because I would have her make a picture for me and title it "Why I'm No Good at Meditating" It would be a very pale version of me slumped over with giant mosquitos attacking me and sucking all my blood out. True story! So I sit down to meditate and I'm ( Read more... )

So I had a really... odd day today. It started off normally enough... ya know, breakfast, errands, lunch, Starbucks. Fairly normal, right? Well, Edgar goes up to get his coffee.( enter the weirdness )

Why doesn't Natalee D have a cartoon about that? Sometimes... it's stuff like that that makes me feel unladylike... That and other conversations. For example, I was talking to the girl upstairs on line. I have since closed out the conversation but I will try to replicate it to the best of my abilities
( Conversing with the Girl Upstairs )

It's for the humor!

( Funny )

So after ressponding to starlaiste about cuticle snips I got to thinking about the shit that us girls do. Then I started thinking that if she was scared that I could do her cuticles for her... Then I thought, even though I don't know her, if I was going to clip her cuticles I may as well paint her nails... then I thought that commonboy might ( Read more... )