Comments | samwise_jr: I am so not guilty

samwise_jr

I am so not guilty

Jul 20, 2002 11:59

Um, Mommy, Daddy...I, er, seem to have got...arrested.Froey too ( Read more... )

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O.O frodo_junior July 20 2002, 12:06:59 UTC

Um...yeah...what Sammy said.

You shouldn't go outside! You might get a tan, son. samwisegamgee July 20 2002, 12:30:03 UTC

Um.

What the hell?! You can't go to jail! I'm the Shirriff! I'm the MAYOR. You're my fucking kid! Even if you robbed and murdered old ladies, you can still walk free; that's how corruption works, I reckon.

Chains, though, eh? Not quite sure what to do about that. Uh. Maybe we can saw them off. Or Froey can eat through them. Or your, uh, Dad can look at them with some anguished expression and they'll recoil and shrivel up and fall off you or something.

peonybaggins July 20 2002, 13:27:26 UTC

Um, Samdadguy? Norolinde's wedding is today, very soon..but they're kinda missing their officator...wanna do a wedding?

samwisegamgee July 20 2002, 16:31:52 UTC

Um, I would, but I've not/won't be around too much today. :(

save them, you fat fucker. you know what happens to kids like sammy in jail. ex_frodooft July 20 2002, 15:58:59 UTC

Get them out of there already. You're just standing around being useless. Are you the Mayor or aren't you???

... I'll try it.

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peonybaggins July 20 2002, 12:41:57 UTC

Aww, my big brothers set such good examples for me :)

esmereldatook July 21 2002, 09:35:13 UTC

That is sooooooooo not the way I saw it. Trust me, I saw there.