I am so not guilty
Um, Mommy, Daddy...I, er, seem to have got...arrested.
Froey too.
It was so not our fault!!! We werre, um, helping this old woman cross the street and um, some kids nearby started throwing rocks and, uh, stuff at this cop and saying she was fat (only not in the nice way Dad says it to Mom) and we tried to stop them but then she just rounded us all up and slapped us in chains.
*sob*
I used my best anguished look on her, Dad, and it didn't work! I'm too pretty young to go to jail!!!
Froey too.
It was so not our fault!!! We werre, um, helping this old woman cross the street and um, some kids nearby started throwing rocks and, uh, stuff at this cop and saying she was fat (only not in the nice way Dad says it to Mom) and we tried to stop them but then she just rounded us all up and slapped us in chains.
*sob*
I used my best anguished look on her, Dad, and it didn't work! I'm too pretty young to go to jail!!!