Comments | samwise_jr: Take two

samwise_jr

Take two

Jul 16, 2002 20:57

((I got cut off yesterday in the middle of the Family Crisis. So, trying to pick up where we left off...))

Okay, so, some bad and possibly traumatizing things have happened that seem to be the reason why I am now in a cave, watching Froey slurp weed stew and crying prettily at the pain in my head.

And now itlooks like MomDad really does hate us ( Read more... )

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You haven't seen it! frodo_junior July 16 2002, 21:16:38 UTC

Look!

Look and see the end of us. Oh, you think you're cute, but she'll steal out parents' hearts and we'll be out in the cold.

Oh Elbereth! samwise_jr July 16 2002, 21:18:48 UTC

Oh...um...this is bad...

*weakens*

She's so cute.

*sob*

She's as cute as me!!!

Um, but, um, Froey? We are in the cold. Or is there another step to this plan of yours.

Yes, see? frodo_junior July 16 2002, 21:20:06 UTC

It's evil! Don't fall for it!

Um...

I'm working on it...

Re: You haven't seen it! ex_frodooft July 16 2002, 21:30:01 UTC

She is not cuter than Sammy. Or you.

She's cute in a different way.

Please come home before I have a heart attack, or a flashback seizure from being in this cave?

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samwisegamgee July 16 2002, 21:30:36 UTC

COME HOME, COME HOME, FUCK IT ALL!! How many times do I have to beg? Because you know I'll do it.

I want to!!!! samwise_jr July 16 2002, 21:36:43 UTC

I hate this stinking cave and that soup smells awful and my head hurts and I miss watching you eat crumbs at Mommy's feet...

but...um...

Are we gonna have to look after that little thing? Will it steal our souls?

Good!!!! samwisegamgee July 16 2002, 21:48:29 UTC

Yeah, that cave is really filthy, but Mr. Frodo won't clean it up. He thinks people will feel more sympathic if they find him in there all covered in muck, BUT I WON'T FALL FOR IT.

That soup does smell like something not too far off from shit. Uh. Well.

You won't even have to look after it as much as you two little abortions look after each other, which isn't a whole lot as it is! Just don't let it fall in any holes or anything if you see that it's about to.

I can't really say yea or nay on the soul issue. We'll just have to see. Hopefully it won't, but that would just be another fucking weird thing to deal with.

If I have to chloroform your brother, I will.

*crying* frodo_junior July 16 2002, 22:00:02 UTC

You have no idea how hard it is to not use italics right now!

And I'm sorry the place is such a mess, sir, and the food is so bad, we only just got replaced...

*sniffle*

I just know where this is going. We'll always do what it wants to do, go where it wants to go, eat what it wants to eat...

BUT WE'RE YOUR ABORTIONS AND WE LOVE YOU!!!!

it is kinda cute though...

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