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[samwise_jr]

((I got cut off yesterday in the middle of the Family Crisis. So, trying to pick up where we left off...))

Okay, so, some bad and possibly traumatizing things have happened that seem to be the reason why I am now in a cave, watching Froey slurp weed stew and crying prettily at the pain in my head.

And now itlooks like MomDad really does hate us

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[samwisegamgee]

COME HOME, COME HOME, FUCK IT ALL!! How many times do I have to beg? Because you know I'll do it.

I want to!!!!

[samwise_jr]

I hate this stinking cave and that soup smells awful and my head hurts and I miss watching you eat crumbs at Mommy's feet...

but...um...

Are we gonna have to look after that little thing? Will it steal our souls?

Good!!!!

[samwisegamgee]

Yeah, that cave is really filthy, but Mr. Frodo won't clean it up. He thinks people will feel more sympathic if they find him in there all covered in muck, BUT I WON'T FALL FOR IT.

That soup does smell like something not too far off from shit. Uh. Well.

You won't even have to look after it as much as you two little abortions look after each other, which isn't a whole lot as it is! Just don't let it fall in any holes or anything if you see that it's about to.

I can't really say yea or nay on the soul issue. We'll just have to see. Hopefully it won't, but that would just be another fucking weird thing to deal with.

If I have to chloroform your brother, I will.

*crying*

[frodo_junior]

You have no idea how hard it is to not use italics right now!

And I'm sorry the place is such a mess, sir, and the food is so bad, we only just got replaced...

*sniffle*

I just know where this is going. We'll always do what it wants to do, go where it wants to go, eat what it wants to eat...

BUT WE'RE YOUR ABORTIONS AND WE LOVE YOU!!!!

it is kinda cute though...

[samwisegamgee]

Please don't cry. You're crying, and now I'm going to cry, and soon we'll all be crying really messily and it'll be embarrassing.

Ahem.

FRODO BAGGINS, JR., YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WILL PICK UP YOUR STUFF RIGHT NOW AND MARCH YOUR LITTLE ASSES HOME RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

And goddammit, you're going to come home and stare in profound confusion at the cuteness that is your adopted sister, who very well may be a miniature Gray fucking alien for all we fucking know, because she's a complete stranger.

I love you. *hugs*

Please come home?

O.O

[samwise_jr]

Wow...

Um...

*shrinks*

Yes Mom

I love you.

[samwisegamgee]

Good. :)

[ex_frodooft]

wow.

[samwisegamgee]

Sorry.

[ex_frodooft]

No, no, I am impressed.. frightened.. impressed.

[samwisegamgee]

Love you. And stuff.

EEEK!!

[frodo_junior]

YesDadpleasedon'thurtmeI'msorrysosorryohElberethIloveyouandmissed
youandneverwanttoleaveorrunawayagain!!!!!!!

*panting*

I love you

Let's go home, crazy little un-aborted thingy. I'm sorry too.

[samwisegamgee]

I would never, ever hurt you, but don't make me cuss you out like my own father would've done to me!

I love you too, Froey. :)