Short people are oftentimes short tempered drunks

[samurai_parfait]

So... went out for some hot tub Karaoke with Rukia-san the other night. It was fun... until she started in on her second bottle of sake. As it turns out, short-stuff's one helluva mean drunk. I mean, I half expected her to be able to drink a sailor under the table - and she held her liquor for a while - but DAMN. It's kinda like someone let Zaraki

Comments

[doubleppk]

a) Shorties are so silly. Tall girls are much more fun.
b) Maybe you just attract crazy girls with a special type of internal magnet. At least they're fun? Plausibly.
c) Nope, you're stuck with that icon. Get used to staring at it. <3

[samurai_parfait]

a) Agreed. ;)
b) This is horribly logical and just my luck. >.>
c) BOO!

[doubleppk]

<3

Better crazy chick magnet than kid magnet.

.... Okay now it's scary.

[samurai_parfait]

Acutally... kids like me too.

[chaolingshen]

Why are all the women I know nuts?

Because there's no challenge in it if we were normal!

[samurai_parfait]

There's "challenges" and then there's nut jobs. I know mostly nut jobs.

[chaolingshen]

Perhaps you should meet other women then? It's not healthy to stay exclusive to mentally unstable people.

[samurai_parfait]

I try. The end up being crazy.

[onewithwild]

Everyone is getting drunk.

But that thing with the fly, ahah, it actually sounds amusing.

[samurai_parfait]

Yeah. It'd be pretty badass.

[black_hat_cat]

Hot tub karaoke? Tell me that's not exactly what it sounds like.

[samurai_parfait]

It is precisely what it sounds like. It's pretty gimmicky but fun.

[black_hat_cat]

...And do you do karaoke while in the hot tub...?

[samurai_parfait]

Yup.

[agent_wolf]

You hid under the table? From her?

[astraystar]

You got a problem with me, Mister.

[agent_wolf]

Did you really scare him that bad?

[astraystar]

I thought we were having a great time!