Short people are oftentimes short tempered drunks

[samurai_parfait]

So... went out for some hot tub Karaoke with Rukia-san the other night. It was fun... until she started in on her second bottle of sake. As it turns out, short-stuff's one helluva mean drunk. I mean, I half expected her to be able to drink a sailor under the table - and she held her liquor for a while - but DAMN. It's kinda like someone let Zaraki Kenpachi loose in there, and I've got the bruises to prove it. >.< It wouldn'tve been so bad if she'd been all spazy and uncoordinated but noooo. Oh no, she could snatch a fly outta the air with chopsticks. Then squish it to death, call it a wuss and demand a stronger opponent (I think she might have done that at some point - I'm not sure, I was hiding under a table for a good chunk of it).

Why are all the women I know nuts? I mean really? What'd I do? I'm a nice guy! I take care of a couple of kids and a giant-ass dog(sometimes), and Taco's feathers/fur are nice and glossy. C'moooooon!!!

*sigh*

Okay, stupid internet question - is there some sort of trick for emptying the temporary internet files in Firefox? The manage userpic page STILL isn't loading so I STILL can't get rid of Paulina's stupid Sparkle!Paako icon. >.>