Short people are oftentimes short tempered drunks

[samurai_parfait]

So... went out for some hot tub Karaoke with Rukia-san the other night. It was fun... until she started in on her second bottle of sake. As it turns out, short-stuff's one helluva mean drunk. I mean, I half expected her to be able to drink a sailor under the table - and she held her liquor for a while - but DAMN. It's kinda like someone let Zaraki

Comments

[doubleppk]

a) Shorties are so silly. Tall girls are much more fun.
b) Maybe you just attract crazy girls with a special type of internal magnet. At least they're fun? Plausibly.
c) Nope, you're stuck with that icon. Get used to staring at it. <3

[samurai_parfait]

a) Agreed. ;)
b) This is horribly logical and just my luck. >.>
c) BOO!

[doubleppk]

<3

Better crazy chick magnet than kid magnet.

.... Okay now it's scary.

[samurai_parfait]

Acutally... kids like me too.

[doubleppk]

Then you're just fucking doomed aren't you. <3

[samurai_parfait]

Yup.

[doubleppk]

....

Seriously. Scary now.

[samurai_parfait]

Sorry, forgot and just used the default icon. >.

[doubleppk]

Yikes.

Do me a favor? Don't eat any pink bananas. You're kind of cute as a girl but much cuter as a guy. And a fuckload less scary.

[samurai_parfait]

Don't worry, I've been avoiding them.