someone stole my hubcaps.

not very nice.

Yay Michael Jackson!

not guilty baby

needle ( Read more... )

I went to the zoo yesterday. It made me happy. Except for the fact that I wasn't happy ( Read more... )

cow. rancid. phratry. longanimity. hat. navajo. railroad. straightaway. clerisy. birl. peroxide. virginiamycin. rem. hartlepool. dan. abstinence. judo. kopeck ( Read more... )

i like hearts. not the bloody upside down pear hearts that live inside you, but the pretty red valentine hearts ( Read more... )

Hey Sam, I remembered your password.

Did you knowwww.

:]

<3 Lauren

"cooter is the new hello" says lauren

i ate a lightbulb. and it's not digesting very well.

James J. Hill is probably the greatest railroad builder of all.

my nano pet, Maisy Day, just shit.

teeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeee
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this is LAUREN! this is lauren.
I am lauren.
I'm going to tell you something--

the word cunt originated from a tribe of wild eel in the early nineties in patagonia.

thought you should know.

orgasmic

<3 lauren

so im in yearbook ( Read more... )