Sextrology is the best book ever!
needle.
shot.
ouch.
cried.
no, not really.
tetanus shots make my arm sleepy.
that was yesterday, I also got a flat tire.
the guy in the car next to me kept whistling at me.
obviously, i thought.... oooh, baby, i have an admirer.
no, he was foreign. he told me about the flat tire.
today, i had to give up my history book which i've grown so attached to. it made me sad.
Crocker gave me a history book. i felt special.
i made her a cookie in the shape of teddy roosevelt's face
but he looks asian.
i got my prom/junior honor guard dress.
i heart it.
my mom said "penis" today.
it weirded me out.
maybe she's having a mid-life crisis.
it’s her birthday and all.
my second cousin once removed divorced her husband because he is a homosexual and has an african-american lover.
no joke
i <3 my cousins. they have problems.
shot.
ouch.
cried.
no, not really.
tetanus shots make my arm sleepy.
that was yesterday, I also got a flat tire.
the guy in the car next to me kept whistling at me.
obviously, i thought.... oooh, baby, i have an admirer.
no, he was foreign. he told me about the flat tire.
today, i had to give up my history book which i've grown so attached to. it made me sad.
Crocker gave me a history book. i felt special.
i made her a cookie in the shape of teddy roosevelt's face
but he looks asian.
i got my prom/junior honor guard dress.
i heart it.
my mom said "penis" today.
it weirded me out.
maybe she's having a mid-life crisis.
it’s her birthday and all.
my second cousin once removed divorced her husband because he is a homosexual and has an african-american lover.
no joke
i <3 my cousins. they have problems.