( A not very interesting day off )

Me to elderly ham-babies: Here you are sweetie, nice simple routes for you to run round in your cage, gently sloping bridges and ladders, no massive climbs, look after yourself ( Read more... )

Happy Happy Birthday darling wonderful Vieh! You are wonderful. Everyone, Vieh is wonderful! I feel you should know this ( Read more... )

I've hurt my knee. Not sure how but it's nothing dramatic, painkillers sorting the worst bits out, and I'm still at work and stuff. But because it hurts, I've come home and decided to give myself the night off. I don't expect myself to do anything. And, people, the FREEDOM of this. I mean, most nights, I have a least of things to do, ( Read more... )

I'm around 8, and me and the twins are downstairs REALLY early on a Saturday morning, and we're dancing to the teletext music. And suddenly Laura screams, and I go “what? WHAT?” and she points to the chair. And there's a little mouse on the arm! He's so tiny and cute! So we run upstairs to tell mum and she doesn't believe us at first, so we ( Read more... )

Things I should be doing right now ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday darling Wendy! Let me tell you a few things about londonesque. For starters, she is the most hilarious person I know. Nobody makes me laugh more on a daily basis than Wendy. She has this quick sense of humour that comes out in the most amazing one liners and innuendo, and it's so hysterically amusing in the oddest of situations ( Read more... )

We haven't done this in a while, so who wants some cute Joey and Harry quotes? I know y'all only love me for my nephews ( Read more... )

I'm about 7, and Suzie is babysitting me and the twins. And cos Suzie is cool, we are staying over at her house, and we get to stay up late, and we're having a bath and mucking about and splashing and stuff. But Davina gets upset cos me and Laura are splashing her, and she likes to moan anyway and Suzie comes in to the bathroom and says we need ( Read more... )

1) Why is Wales so lovely ( Read more... )