Way to tell you're over heated and probably feverish again ( Read more... )

As a treat to myself (and tradition), I bought myself a boquet of 18 roses (every year mum bought me a dozen red roses, this year I got me multi-coloured, a break with tradition but something fresh ( Read more... )

When I have a 100 degree fever, I do not want to go running ten blocks in 60 degree heat, trying to chase down the damn dog...

where's my sister when I need her?

*passes out*

did Social Security send me $255?

Not that I'm complaning, it's just...confusing.

Well, I can tell I'm starting to heal and get over my depression bit by bit. I'm getting involved in more activities I enjoy, role-playing, online trading card games, etc ( Read more... )

I fell asleep watching a documentary about the Nazi Ghost Train and some how this translated in my brain to the Nazi's teaming up with Al Qaeda to do...something that I have no idea, but it became a brilliant idea to sneak into the 'super secret Nazi school (a boarding school...ri-ight) and film them...sitting around and doing nothing ( Read more... )

Okay, I had three objectives when I invited my father, step-mother and sister here for a visit for two months ( Read more... )

Why does everyone and their mother feel the need to comment on my hair, usually to the tune of "Dear god what happened ( Read more... )

Home improvement/repair sucks assssss, big, fat donkey ass ( Read more... )

For those who don't remember that far back (or care to), Hunter the dog escaped on 9/22 and I had to bail him out of puppy jail and recieved a citation ( Read more... )