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[the_merodi]

Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton

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[wadewilson]

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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.

Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?

[the_merodi]

How does it stay in the pants?

[wadewilson]

"It's not always that big, and not all of them are that big, either. Different strokes for diffrent folks and all. Normally, it's just resting, and it's smaller and hanging like a noodle. But when a guy sees a girl he's hot for - uh, he's attracted to, y'know, not just liking her, but LIKE liking her, it can start to grow. Especially if the guy sees these *grabs her boob*. When this grows, that means he's ready for sex."

This is almost fun.

[the_merodi]

How big does it get? Does the girl grow anything too?

[wadewilson]

"Each guy's is different. Some big, some small. It's all the motion in the ocean - or at least that's what you're s'posed to tell a guy if his is really shrinky-dinked. The girl, on the other hand, has her vagina get all wet, to make it easier for the peen here to plunge the depths, and making the friction feel good instead of ouchie. Oh, well... the girl's nipples might grow a little bit - here, see?"

Rubs a thumb gently over her nip. Suppressing a stupid grin. Wait... this is Merodi. No need to suppress anything stupid.

[the_merodi]

Wow! It's getting hard! Will I be able to cute glass? :o

So the boy goes spelunking into the girl?

[ ...What does it say about my maturity that I could not keep a straight face throughout this? :( ]

[wadewilson]

I wouldn't recommend trying cutting glass, no. In fact, you should probably switch to all plastic cups and dishes, just to be safe.

Yes, spelunking is one of the kinder names for it. Usually, it starts with some smooching, though. You know what that is, right?

( Hee. If you were doing this with a straight face, I'd get worried ;) )

[the_merodi]

Switch to plastics for safety... Got it!

Smooching is something grown-ups do that includes the removal of tumors in their mouth, right?

[wadewilson]

His hand slaps against his forehead and drags down his face.

Never give up. Never surrender.

"No. Smooching is kissing. It's what grown-ups - which you ARE now, by the way - do when they like like each other. It's something that feels neat-o and helps people shift into sex gear. Look, have you ever liked a boy more than a friend?"

[the_merodi]

Yes! :o I have liked boys like they were my brother!

[ Also I am rapidly running out of things to so. :E ]

[wadewilson]

Guh. I mean, like you wanted to maybe kiss them?

( Sorry, I don't speak emoticon that well. ;) If you're saying you'd like Wade to give up so as not to ruin a pretty funny schtick, I can do that for ya. :) Whatever works for ya. )

[the_merodi]

But I kiss them all the time! :o

[ It is my droopy face! ten hours of sitting nonstop in front of the computer ohgod. :E I don't mind Wade teaching her the Mysteries Of Life; I just can't think of ways to reply without beating the horse to death - and it was already dead to begin with. :<

Also my brains are dribbling out. :E ]

[wadewilson]

( Going to sleep would be a good idea! Perhaps new ideas will occur after you take a break! In the meantime... )

"Not those kinds of kisses, sweet cheeks. I'm talking something like this..."

Then, strictly for science and in the name of intelligence, his mask rolls up and he plants a really big kiss on her. The real kind.

Figuring this'll go a lot easier if she's actually... er... feelin' it.

[the_merodi]

[ Maybe I should just have a 'COCK GOES WHERE???' post. :> ]

Wooooow~!

My turn!

::SMOOCHIES. She will definitely not lose at this game!::

[wadewilson]

Thankfully, she might be too dumb to even be shallow.

And he's going to hell for this.

Not like he wasn't already on his way there. He even lets her win... and with her body right up against him like this - good god, she most certainly is an adult.