Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton
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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.
Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?
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This is almost fun.
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Rubs a thumb gently over her nip. Suppressing a stupid grin. Wait... this is Merodi. No need to suppress anything stupid.
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So the boy goes spelunking into the girl?
[ ...What does it say about my maturity that I could not keep a straight face throughout this? :( ]
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Yes, spelunking is one of the kinder names for it. Usually, it starts with some smooching, though. You know what that is, right?
( Hee. If you were doing this with a straight face, I'd get worried ;) )
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Smooching is something grown-ups do that includes the removal of tumors in their mouth, right?
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Never give up. Never surrender.
"No. Smooching is kissing. It's what grown-ups - which you ARE now, by the way - do when they like like each other. It's something that feels neat-o and helps people shift into sex gear. Look, have you ever liked a boy more than a friend?"
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[ Also I am rapidly running out of things to so. :E ]
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( Sorry, I don't speak emoticon that well. ;) If you're saying you'd like Wade to give up so as not to ruin a pretty funny schtick, I can do that for ya. :) Whatever works for ya. )
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[ It is my droopy face! ten hours of sitting nonstop in front of the computer ohgod. :E I don't mind Wade teaching her the Mysteries Of Life; I just can't think of ways to reply without beating the horse to death - and it was already dead to begin with. :<
Also my brains are dribbling out. :E ]
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"Not those kinds of kisses, sweet cheeks. I'm talking something like this..."
Then, strictly for science and in the name of intelligence, his mask rolls up and he plants a really big kiss on her. The real kind.
Figuring this'll go a lot easier if she's actually... er... feelin' it.
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Wooooow~!
My turn!
::SMOOCHIES. She will definitely not lose at this game!::
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And he's going to hell for this.
Not like he wasn't already on his way there. He even lets her win... and with her body right up against him like this - good god, she most certainly is an adult.
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