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[the_merodi]

Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton

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[wadewilson]

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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.

Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?

[wadewilson]

You don't get to know yet. I didn't make the rules. Have some Pop-Tarts.

[wadewilson]

Yes. They're way back in your own room, under your pillow. Or they will be, if you go and stay there for three hours.

[wadewilson]

The Pop-Tart fairy doesn't care! The Pop-Tart fairy says your mom's a putz!

[wadewilson]

BOO!

[wadewilson]

"If'n it ain't ol' Kirk Herbstreit. Guess what, Johnny Five, it's not my fault she has crapsentee parents and a soulless alien robot as a nanny, and therefore has been raised to be nothing but a superficial little brat who can't accept people who look different!"