Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton
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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.
Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?
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"I'm done with this conversation."
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"Y'know what, since there's no way you could possibly pull off a lie, they most certainly do. All right, then, hoochie, tell me everything you know about sex. And spare no details."
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"Okay, first things first. Did you know that YOU have a vagina?"
Good lord.
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All right, tootsie pop, we're starting from scratch, and dagnabbit, you're gonna be smart enough for me to sleaze on you if it's the last thing I do!
Visual aid, right here. That there's a man, that there's a woman. You see that there? You've seen that on yourself before, right?
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