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[the_merodi]

Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton

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[wadewilson]

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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.

Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?

[wadewilson]

"Operative word being 'man,' and that's something the monkey won't ever be, so technically, you just lied. By default, I'm a better man than he can ever be. See? Semantics! Still, even though you're also a monkey now, you're still pretty hot. Hey, are your boobs as pointy as your ears now?"

[elisa_garg]

And hey look, more roaring and glowing eyes.

"I'm done with this conversation."

[wadewilson]

"And I'm taking that as a 'yes,' Spocktits."

[the_merodi]

Eye... Dee...?

[wadewilson]

"Identification, hotpants. Proof of your age! I don't LIKE bein' the lawman, but there are some lines what don't need crossin'!"

[the_merodi]

Ummm... Do these count as identification? ::boobiesqueeze!::

[wadewilson]

*twitch*

"Y'know what, since there's no way you could possibly pull off a lie, they most certainly do. All right, then, hoochie, tell me everything you know about sex. And spare no details."

[the_merodi]

Penis goes into vagina, friction occurs!

[wadewilson]

"Wow, more than I thought. Do you know what penis, vagina and friction mean?"

[the_merodi]

A penis is something found on a boy, a vagina is something you put things in, and friction is where you wave your arms around comically and get set on fire.

[wadewilson]

Hoppin' McHotcakes, this is either gonna be the worst or best nooky ever... no in-betweens."

"Okay, first things first. Did you know that YOU have a vagina?"

Good lord.

[the_merodi]

That's where the Magic Vibrating Sai goes, right?

[wadewilson]

*briefly ponders his own sai before he rolls up his sleeves*

All right, tootsie pop, we're starting from scratch, and dagnabbit, you're gonna be smart enough for me to sleaze on you if it's the last thing I do!

Visual aid, right here. That there's a man, that there's a woman. You see that there? You've seen that on yourself before, right?

[the_merodi]

Yes! But hers looks different! :o Is it diseased?

[wadewilson]

No, it just has hair on it. I know all you anime chicks are naturally shaven somehow, but this is actually an acceptable look, too. Now over here, that long big on the dude? That's the penis. We good so far?