I'm sorry, my imaginary readers, for staying away for so long.  First I was busy and enthusiastic about work.  Then I was really, really sick.  Then I was despondent in re: my academic obligations and figured if I was going to blow them off then I had no business writing anything more frivolous.  Also, any time anything noteworthy has happened, it ( Read more... )

John "I'm a Giant Douche" McCain just referred to the "Pro-Abortion Movement".

Plus, he had a giant hissy fit earlier this evening, which was great, during which he insisted that anyone who would attend one of his rallies was a patriot...

He just did it again!  "Pro-Abortion Movement"!  Aaaaah!

Anyway.  ...anyone who would attend one of his rallies ( Read more... )

Amazing how often the two are the same.

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I'm going to try my darndest to squeeze this into my thesis.

Oh, my God, you (imaginary) guys!  I am totally having the life I never had in college.  Eric (remember Eric?  It's a song about Eric.) invited me to a pot luck with his friends from JP, and I had the best time - despite never having been introduced to like half of the people there.  Actually, did I tell you Eric moved in?  Jenny moved out, lost ( Read more... )

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Don't ever question my love of The Musical again.

And now it's bedtime.

By tomorrow, I will have washed my hands of the last class I will ever take for this degree.  If I could just get off this bed, I could get on with the washing RIGHT NOW.

I was watching "The Young Ones" last night, and was made truly afraid by the parallels between the show and current living situation.  I'm terrified that I might actually be the Rick in my own life.

But enough of that.  I'm off to the zoo with Gwen, Candace, and Mya.  Hope it doesn't rain.

What's happening to me ( Read more... )

I'm trying to get the weekly "I have to write something but have no clue where this is going even as I type these words" thing out of the way tonight so that I can get up tomorrow morning and use my genius productively to write a couple of pages of shit about American manhood.  Shit, I say, shit ( Read more... )

For the first time in my life, I feel like I'm having to force myself to watch television.  Or, really, movies.  But you see, I've already poured a lot of time and work into my relationship with Netflix, so I think I owe it, both to Netflix and to myself, to try to see this thing through.  Here's what I've recently force-fed my eyes ( Read more... )