so it is true. i am really carsondaly's son. it is better than being the child of deryck whibley and pauly_shore obviously. this news was shocking to me and i thought of ending my life but i am sticking around to make your life hell.

when can majandra_d teach me how to hold her baby!!!! some weird b-list celebrities have added me along with a princess or somebody royal like that my ( Read more... )

i am here i know you missed me. why did shia whatever add me. don't forget to watch everybody bash carson daly because he sucks on mtv. besides i will be there why wouldn't you watch.

bye

why am i not on american juniors?

wassup i am still here sorry but excuse me i have to go read the story of alice in wonderland and something about wet dogs it's on my friends page and it's way past my bedtime bye!

Ashton Kutcher, either leave me alone or drown yourself in a pool of sulfuric acid. Thank you ( Read more... )

i hope nobody will let ____________dax adopt me back he is insane look at those underscores

ashton kutcher is trying to hook me up with daveigh_chase when does my pain end

i have no idea which gwen stefani to add i am adding neither because this is too confusing and i don't really care ( Read more... )

well i am moving in with shakira because well the offer was way too tempting. she is going to let me watch sarah michelle gellar shower, buy me ice cream and let me set things on fire. me and kiley_dean are supposed to be getting married even though she is legal. there is not going to be a funeral for ashton kutcher because i already threw his body in the ( Read more... )