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[ryan_pinkston_]

well i am moving in with shakira because well the offer was way too tempting. she is going to let me watch sarah michelle gellar shower, buy me ice cream and let me set things on fire. me and kiley_dean are supposed to be getting married even though she is legal. there is not going to be a funeral for ashton kutcher because i already threw his body in the

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[ex_shakira_]

i will protect you from pauly shore don't worry ew deryck can we give him to pauly and if you have sex with kiley do it in sarah's bed

[ryan_pinkston_]

thank you he tried to kidnap me and good now we dont have to go to a cheap motel

[chabert]

hi ryan

[ryan_pinkston_]

hi lacey

[chabert]

if you're dating older women, why isn't it me? i thought we had something special when you called me jennifer love hewitt and i didn't punch you.

[ryan_pinkston_]

im sorry im a busy guy i think she just got to me first

[f_prinze]

how precious kiley doesn't want you but it is cute you think she does. hi ryan

[ex_shakira_]

sarah told me you were worse in bed than hayden

[f_prinze]

how great she is dreaming about having sex with me because we have never had sex i am celibate

[ryan_pinkston_]

why are you commenting i hate you

[tysonritter]

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[ryan_pinkston_]

fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine

[jocz]

NO YOU CAN'T CUT MY BABY DADDY'S HAIR