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[ryan_pinkston_]

well i am moving in with shakira because well the offer was way too tempting. she is going to let me watch sarah michelle gellar shower, buy me ice cream and let me set things on fire. me and kiley_dean are supposed to be getting married even though she is legal. there is not going to be a funeral for ashton kutcher because i already threw his body in the river and i am taking over punk'd. everybody likes me better than him anyways. i hate freddie so i had to burn the hand me downs he gave me. plus shakira bought me sean john i love her. there's no way that i'm jumping off the internet cliff pauly shore and carrot top are having sex down there it's way too scary. i have no idea how they are doing it they are both asexual.

i may be cutting tyson's hair in his sleep i haven't decided yet. whynot whynot whynot whynot whynot whynot whynot whynot. deryck is still my dad even though he has sars i don't know what were going to do about that well anyways. i got to watch rosemary's baby on my big screen tv i think that movie was written about pauly shore, the spawn of satan. yes thats him i swear kids. after that we got to watch casper meets wendy because hilary duff is hot but pauly shore was in that movie and now i have nightmares about him. i guess it could be worse i could be dreaming about jersey wood who does not even exist and does not know what she looks like. she does look like the pink ranger i have that action figure it was really great.

i guess the whole point of this was everybody stay away from pauly shore bye.