Hello, Newman ( Read more... )

"Greasy filthy hand jobs in truckstop restrooms
Hot carling, all over the place
Hot Carling,
I turned that into a verb, i hope you apreciate it
Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck
They dont have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized
And that is just disgusting so they have to buttfuck
Which is also ( Read more... )

Seanzy, I dont have a whole lot to say because I updated the other day, and unfortunately not a whole lot of awesomeness happens to me that often.  But i read your journal and i thought to myself well buttfuck, I cant turn that down.

Ah lets see, i went to Bo's on Monday night because at midnight so technically tuesday he turned 21.  That was a ( Read more... )

Hey everybody.  I fail to write journals a lot. I feel i get more from the myspace blogs though, cuz i can see that people have atleast read it ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't posted anything on the journals for over a month, and ive decided it was time again to do such a thing.  Ive been updating like its going out of style, ive been using that phrase like its going on out of style as well.  Anyway ive been updating a lot on the myspace, and it doesnt seem to get as much response as the journals seem to ( Read more... )

So there was really no reason for me to do this but ive started up a myspace.  And may continue to still update the journal like most others.  I will however, unlike those others, also write the "blogs" and hope if nothing else you the readers will read the so called blogs ( Read more... )

So i just got done learning 2 new drinking games, and they are fantastic the first is called circle of doom.  ANd the second is called fuck the dealer or screw the dealer or sometype of intercourse towards the dealer.  I want to play again.

Also i'd like to copy and paste if i may the conversation (drunken conversation) that mostly i had with luke.

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Well, i realize its 2:37 in the morning and that i should be asleep because in the morning im helping move a refrigerator and then dave is making me go somewhere with him, god i hope its not far because MY HATE FOR ROAD TRIPS IS STRONG! im kidding i dont know whats goin on, anyway long story short i feel the need, the need to type ( Read more... )

So, I just releived my bladder and it felt like i pissed a brick. I dont think thats a good sign, and i also dont think any of you cared to know that. Except Luke, hes odd like that ( Read more... )

Sometimes i feel that when i write my journals i wonder if im possibly letting the readers to far into my thoughts. But then i think, well most of the time, my thoughts are in question form, like whats that about, why is that needed? etc. so why not let you guys into my thoughts, because if their in question form and im asking them of course i ( Read more... )