May 23, 2006 02:06
So i just got done learning 2 new drinking games, and they are fantastic the first is called circle of doom. ANd the second is called fuck the dealer or screw the dealer or sometype of intercourse towards the dealer. I want to play again.
Also i'd like to copy and paste if i may the conversation (drunken conversation) that mostly i had with luke.
Start Scene.
Ryan7154: im hurt by your ignoramous
Ryan7154: ness
Luke82385: and you say i dont make sense
Ryan7154: you make perfect sense
Ryan7154: for somebody named luke
Ryan7154: hardee har har
Luke82385: ............
Ryan7154: i am not the walrus you gay fucking jew
Luke82385 is away at 2:00:15 AM.
Auto response from Luke82385: playing Morrowind. Call me if you've reciently become a journeyman of blade and block.
Ryan7154: what would have been funny is if you said "dear dong" instead of "deer dong" because it would have looked like a letter that i can only assume would have looked liek this: "Dearest Dong, It has been so long since i've tasted you. Why do the days pass us by this fast and yet i still havent heard from you. Cum and let me taste you,(because Luke longley O. likes dong) and you would be like heaven to touch, i wanna hold you so much. CUM! (god, luke's gay) man sometimes, Luke if you werent married i'd swear you were gay.
p.S. I know that i typed some of that letter from my point of view, but as the reader of this you should be reading it from the point of view that is you writing the letter to your favorite past time. Which is sucking fucking huge horse cock. And then when the Horse jizzes on your nutsack you say something like "i've been bejewled"
Auto response from Luke82385: playing Morrowind. Call me if you've reciently become a journeyman of blade and block.
Luke82385: you better be really drunk dude
Ryan7154: im something along those lines
Auto response from Luke82385: playing Morrowind. Call me if you've reciently become a journeyman of blade and block.
Luke82385: what ever
End Scene.
THat is what its like to talk to luke on aol. Extremly not, not, not heterosexual.
That C.D. how can you not love him.
ANd no i didnt say O.C.D. i said c.d. although c.d. may be o.c.d. for c.o.c.k.
I also want to point out that from "start scent " to "end scene" everything inbetween that is all conversation with luke on aol.
and that about sums up this update.
I wanted to end it with "im Look O. saying stay gay san fransico, ill be there soon" and if i spelled the city wrong, it would have been ok because Luke spell's everything wrong including his name.
Ok seriously im out.
Note: this entire update was not inteded to actually be insulting towards Look O. it was meant for comedic purposes only.
I hope your laughing luke, because if your not, im a little frightened.