GORAMMIT! Where the hell is Inara! Around when I don't need you, disappear when I do.

Probably gone off to do what every ruttin whore is good at around here.

Fine, I'll just go and talk to the guy without feminine capabilities... God knows there's always a chance he could have the opposite attraction...

....It's called sarcasm, Zoe.

LISTEN UP! I want any furniture we got moved infront of the windows as well as the doors ( Read more... )

Kailey! There's something up with the Gorram lights! I can't clean my damn gun with the damn lights winking at me!

*Blackout*

...If this is some attempt to spite me, please say so.

(Filtered to Crew)

Everyone keep yourself armed and no going outside... Also, lock the entrances.

(/Private)

Everyone else facing a blackout?

Alright, so it's been rather quiet around here. I should think it safe from the Skaarj by now, but just to make sure they aren't still waiting for us, just small purchases for now. I'm sure we're all hoping to actually eat sometime this week, so we'll start there ( Read more... )

Turns out our employer's home was raided by Skaarj, and he ate his gun before they killed him. So that means we will end up living close underneath the Skaarj's noses for a while... The good news is, we get a bigger share of the goods ( Read more... )

Kaylee! Why isn't the Gorram air conditioning working!? Just once I'd like to come back from a job without this ruttin place falling apart! Zoe, give that chuseng a call and find out what happened!

...WHERE THE HELL IS SIMON!?

(Private/Hackable)Great... Just great. First job in a while and the gorram employer fails to inform us on the Skaarj ( Read more... )