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[ruttin_captain]

GORAMMIT! Where the hell is Inara! Around when I don't need you, disappear when I do.

Probably gone off to do what every ruttin whore is good at around here.

Fine, I'll just go and talk to the guy without feminine capabilities... God knows there's always a chance he could have the opposite attraction...

....It's called sarcasm, Zoe.

Comments

[born_ofblood]

Is there..something wrong sir?

[ruttin_captain]

Oh, you know, the usual "Captain can't get his crew to do a lick of work around here, so he has to go off to do it himself" ordeal. All that good stuff and more.

[born_ofblood]

Oh.. well, it sounds like you need a better..crew?

[ruttin_captain]

It would cost too much. Already losing money because of Jayne.

[countingthunder]

You can't afford her anyway.

[ruttin_captain]

...This had nothing to do with that River...

[countingthunder]

Are you sure?

[ruttin_captain]

Yes.

[venetianprose]

And just what would you know about what every 'rutting whore' is good at around here?

[ruttin_captain]

You mean besides the obvious?

[venetianprose]

From your tone, I'd assume you know very little on the subject.

[ruttin_captain]

I live with one, I think that's plenty of experience to understand it.