Torchwood by numbers (1x10)

Nov 19, 2007 19:06

"Out of Time"

  • Times Ianto is unrelentingly deadpan: 7
    • Ooh pretty wide angle camera lens: 3 (6)
    • Times something good "washes through" the Rift: 1 - though "good" might depend on whether you're the thing washing through
    • Ways the Hub is decorated for Christmas: 3 - red lights, blue lights on the bannister, Christmas tree
    • Times Tosh's blouse really highlights her rack: I am such a bad person
    • Gwen cleavage: 1 (7)
    • Jack above the waist: blue shirt, white undershirt, NO BRACES; light green shirt, grey braces; striped blue shirt, grey braces
    • Moonlight Sonata as score music: 1
    • Times Jack wants to flirt inappropriately but doesn't: 4 - he treats John's situation with such gravity
    • Teddy bears: 1 (2)
    • Times Gwen is the MSVoL: 1 (27)
    • Confusion with modern rules and conveniences: 7 (not including artificial insemination)
    • Times Ianto can subtract in his head like lightning!: HELLO Teaboy Savant (2)
    • Times people smoke in now-forbidden places: 4
    • Times John breaks my heart: 5
    • Times Jack breaks my heart: 3 - "It's just bearable. It has to be."
    • Times Owen is a twat: 1, arguably, for not mentioning Gwen when asked if he has a girlfriend (29)
    • Times Owen is the Anti-Twat: 12 - and I firmly believe this is not only because he wants in Diane's attractive trousers
    • Times Owen makes an endearingly bad joke: 1
    • Times I want to jump Owen's bones: 5, HELP
    • Alcoholic beverages consumed: 10 - including Jack, in a bar! (28)
    • Do as I say, not as I do: Oh, Gwen. ::shakes head::
    • Big sister Gwen: 5
    • Snogs: 5 (16)
    • We're an adult show, no REALLY, this isn't your father's Doctor Who spinoff, WE HAS ORGASMS!!! ( a.k.a. EXPLICIT SEKS): 3 (12)
    • Times Owen is emotionally naked: 4
    • Times Rhys is literally naked: 1 - Rhys!bum! "morning glory"! (2 for full nudity so far)
    • Times Rhys is adorable and supportive: 2 (16)
    • Times Gwen lies to Rhys: 1 (6)
    • Times Rhys is understandably upset: 1
    • View from Owen's apartment: OMG - look at the Millenium Center! He could walk to work!
    • Times Owen is a talented metrosexual: 2
    • Degree to which *that* orgasm was sexier than the seven in Episode 2: 100x
    • Discussions of the afterlife: 1 (3)
    • Time of night Jack probably woke Ianto to help him get John's body into cold storage: 2 a.m.?
    • Questions Ianto asked: 0
    • Wait a minute, Owen has a huge window next to his bed with no curtains AND THEY DONE SEKS THERE?: !!!!
    • Amount I am surprised that Owen has a penis-shaped car: 0
    • Flashbacks: 3 (10)
    • Torchwood ruins any hope of a personal life: 3 (8)
    • Times being the one left behind sucks: 3
    • Times Owen cries: 1 (2)
    • Total dead: 1 waaaaah (43)

    I love this episode so much. The symmetry in the plot is gorgeous, the atmosphere is gorgeous, and the theme of personal connections, picking up where it left off in Random Shoes, is pretty much my pet thesis statement for the entire season. Gwen says, "It's like there's two separate worlds: there's Torchwood, then there's real life." The Torchwood people can't tell the truth to anyone in "real life," but they don't connect with each other, maybe because they all know too much. The Rift refugees are right in the middle: not part of Torchwood, but aware of it. They know enough to be confidants, but not enough, at first, to be scared away. They're exactly what each of the Torchwood crew needs (sorry, Ianto and Tosh!) but unfortunately, Torchwood doesn't have what they need. So those connections, too, are doomed to be impermanent. Sigh.

    Have we seen Owen looking this genuinely happy before? Gwen/Emma was sweet and a little weird, Jack/John was heartbreaking, but Owen/Diane killed me DED. Also, Diane rocks. I don't blame Owen for falling for her.



    It looks like what was cut from the BBCA airing was a Rhys bum shot, a lot of Owen and Diane's second sex scene, and a couple of bits of Owen/Diane conversation. It's understandable, but you can check out those conversation snippets here; they're rather nice, and the first one in particular I thought was good information about Diane's character.

    Also a wee ficlet what I done.

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