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i've decided myspace is a necessary evil. facebook is better, but myspace has more people ( Read more... )

katie civs ended her lj sabbatical so i figured I should follow up with a funny, slightly disgusting post of my own. I, however, didn't wake up yesterday with crusty shit in my hair that WASN'T SEMEN.... god ( Read more... )

and now the inaugural questions for a new part of my lj, which I'd like to affectionately call...

Ask Rusty! My Butt Itches!
(it's funnier if you say the title out loud)

Dear Rusty-

Do you have a prefered method of contraception? Is it abortion?

Pregnant in PeoriaPeoria ( Read more... )

so I noticed for the first time outside of my apartment that across the street there is a building where one of the windows on the second floor has a huge poster for new york fashion week. I jumped to the obvious conclusion that vincent from project runway must live across the street from us

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in the new york times today, there's an article about how people are stealing farmer's crops of nuts. one almond farmer had 88,000 pounds of nuts taken from 2 trucks, with a street value of $260,000.
so watch your nuts, ladies and gentlemen.

what's going to happen to jeopardy when alex trebek dies?
think about THAT.

I'm pissed at the new york public library. there's no branches in brooklyn, and i've already renewed this book twice and now it's overdue. plus the book that's in question is so lame it's not even worth paying overdue fees on it ( Read more... )

so the fall season is here, and that means new tv/I probably won't see anybody anymore b/c we got dvr at our new apt in brooklyn. between that, the really good spanish restaurant down the street from me, and craig's karaoke revolution games, I don't think I'm ever going to be leaving brooklyn ( Read more... )